Turning 70: What Happens to Your Life Insurance Now?

Congratulations! You’ve made it to 70. You’re officially in your “golden years”—a time to bask in the glory of retirement, laugh at Gen Z’s slang, and spoil the grandkids (or just your garden). But what about that life insurance policy you’ve been holding onto since disco was cool? Does it expire, change, or magically transform into a vacation fund? Let’s break it down, no fluff, just facts… with a pinch of sass.